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The Right Honourable Member from Stone Bay Golden Rod, holder of the Golden Rod, plenipotentiary for the Golden Rod foundation, saviour of hungry children, the gold nose, descendant from Count Gold of the Citadel, Knight companion of the Most Noble Order of the Bay - the late - the great, the unburnt - the unbroken, the undying and IMMORTAL His Honour Lt. Sir The Boris Bejewelled-Johnson Esquire.